• OMG--this I gotta share! In a recent poll carried out by OnePoll.Com, 15,000 women rated German men the worst lovers in the world.
  
  (Psst! You'll never guess who rated #1!)
  
  Here are all the results:
  
  [drum roll]
  
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  WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
  
  1. Germany (too smelly)
  
  2. England (too lazy)
  
  3. Sweden (too quick)
  
  4. Holland (too dominating)
  
  5. America (too rough)
  
  6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
  
  7. Wales (too selfish)
  
  8. Scotland (too loud)
  
  9. Turkey (too sweaty)
  
  10. Russia (too hairy)
  
  WORLD'S BEST LOVERS:
  
  1. Spain
  
  2. Brazil
  
  3. Italy
  
  4. France
  
  5. Ireland
  
  6. South Africa
  
  7. Australia
  
  8. New Zealand
  
  9. Denmark
  
  10. Canada
  
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  After all that, what can I say, except...Sí, sí, señor! ;)
  

• It's Pumpkin Pie time! So I'm going to share my SUPER-DUPER-TOP-SECRET PUMPKIN PIE RECIPE with YOU!
  
  Shhh! Don't tell, now!
  
  
  
  
  
  What You'll Need:
  
  2- 9" unbaked pie shells
  3 cups solid pack pumpkin
  3 cups sugar
  3 tsp. pumpkin pie spice
  12 oz. condensed milk
  12 oz. whole milk
  6 eggs
  Dash salt
  
  Combine the ingredients in a large bowl and stir with a whisk until well-combined. Pour into unbaked shells. Bake @ 350˚ for 50 minutes or until a knife inserted halfway between the edge and center of the pie comes out clean.
  
  Enjoy!
  
  

• As I was previewing today's entry on Grandiose Verbosity, I suddenly realized the new layout for my blog is kinda "left-leaning"—just like ME! Heh.